NickNamer - It's like making rude gestures behind their back! (for obvious reasons the original people and their nicknames have been changed to a rather lame one of a politician - I'm doing it to end war, maaan)

NickNamer raises my spirits while warning me that the person I'm using it on is around, but mainly it allows me to scroll past any mention of them without having a minor heart attack.

This is ideal for those of you who know someone the very mention of whom sends you into conniptions. You don't want to block them because you want to know if they're up to any funny business - but you also never want them mentioned in front of you, ever again.

Transform the misery of having to look at their smug faces on your friend's LJs into juvenile glee! Take the piss out of whatever "hilarious" nickname you've made up for them as you hit "friends" for that first magical time! One for the Unnovations Catalogue to be sure.

I wouldn't have shared it at all but programs have to be uploaded to be installed, so knock yourself out! You can even use the damn thing on me if you like!

FUTURE IDEAS: I'm going to have do some work on this to make it more LiveJournal-tastic, i.e. have it take out the big bold link that comes up when someone types "lj:user=theirname", maybe block their picture, stuff like that. Then I'll post up the new version seperately. LJ really need to make an "ignore user" doodad.